If so, you’re in excellent company. Latest figures indicate that audiobooks are the fastest growing format in publishing. In 2015 the number of downloads rose by nearly thirty per cent, well over 40,000 titles were released and leading retailer Audible estimated in 2016 that its customers around the world were on track that year to listen to two billion hours worth of programming.

Two billion.

As a writer with audio books out there I see – and hear – the format’s huge popularity as aural bon mots, which is why I was more than happy to take part in a recent campaign to promote them. What you might call, spreading the spoken words.

A while back now I met my publishers to celebrate the audio recording of one of my books. BLOOD MONEY is the sixth title in the Bev Morriss crime series. Thanks to Creative Content’s Ali Muirden and Lorelei King – there are now seven Bev stories available on audio.

Maureen and us (1)

On the same day we went along to Audible’s studios where we talked – among other things – about writing BLOOD MONEY how my writing style is influenced by my years working in TV news.  The interview was recorded and is now available on-line.

studio me

So . . . audiobooks

I like to think of them as a sort of grown-ups’ version of children’s bedtime stories – with a cheeky bonus or two. For instance, they can be listened to any time and almost anywhere: in the gym, in the car, on the commute; while dusting the lounge, digging the garden, queuing in line. I’d maybe draw the line at listening while swimming the Channel.

Narrators can whisk you back a century or six or fast forward you to the next millennium; they’ll take you on a tour of Morse’s Oxford colleges, Rebus’s Edinburgh bars, Philip Marlowe’s mean streets or Sherlock Holmes’ Baker Street. The multi-talented Clare Corbett who narrates my crime novels will happily show you round Bev Morriss’ Birmingham haunts.

Seeing things 

Though crime fiction’s the most popular genre in the audio market, it’s not the only one, of course. There’s literary fiction, science fiction, non-fiction, romance, chick-lit, biography, the classics and . . . you get the picture.

I’m sure you do. It’s another reason why audiobooks are so captivating. They free us to close our eyes – literally or figuratively – release our imagination and see the pictures in our head. It’s like playing a mental movie with a sensational soundtrack provided by a narrator with the vocal range equivalent of a full orchestra.


To continue the analogy, the first time I heard one of my books narrated was music to my ears. Even though I’d written every word, every line, the power of the narration had me on the edge of my seat, raised hairs on the back of my neck; I laughed out loud at some of the dialogue and one bitter-sweet sequence brought tears to my eyes. If an audio book can move me, the author, like that, I’d love to know their effects on others.

So to sum up, I guess that means I’m with the late broadcaster Alistair Cooke, whose Letter from America was required listening on the BBC for nearly sixty years.

alistair cooke quote

I think, like me, he’d probably feel the same about audio books.

The Bev Morriss titles available on audio are:  

blood money

death line


Writing’s often described as a labour of love and, I’ve heard said, completing a novel’s like giving birth, in which case (bear with me while I run with this analogy) this year my firstborn is celebrating quite a milestone. My first published novel is twenty years old. Happy birthday, Working Girls.

Here’s a pic from its launch party and why ‘Girls’ holds a very special place in my heart . . .

The book entered the publishing world way back in September 2001 yet even now I can recall my author copies arriving as though they’d been delivered this morning. That almost indescribable moment, a series of exquisite ‘firsts’: turning the book in my hands, leafing through the pages, seeing my carefully-crafted prose in print, the cover carrying my name, the scent of the ink. I know I had the broadest smile on my face even as tears welled in my eyes.

But then I’d waited eight seemingly long years for what at times had appeared the impossible, the unattainable. The publication of Working Girls validated all the hours of hard graft during which I’d written four crime novels, countless short stories, submitted scripts on numerous occasions; garnered a host of rave rejections but no contract. Close but no cigar, as they say. High hopes, dashed expectations.  

I’d reluctantly decided Working Girls would be my last shot, my final attempt at realising an ambition I’d held for as long as I could remember – to be a published author. I’d worked with words throughout my career, first as a newspaper reporter then in radio and finally as journalist, presenter and producer with BBC TV news.

I loved my time in journalism but after more than twenty years, I was ready for a new challenge. Even as a child I’d dreamt of becoming an author and as time passed knew I wanted to write crime fiction. I wanted to create books that people would want to read, characters they’d fall in love with.   

And for that I needed a distinctive lead detective . . .

Back then, with honourable exceptions, the genre featured a lot of middle-aged male cops, often angst-ridden mavericks with dubious tastes in music, an idiosyncratic mode of transport and an endless capacity for alcohol.  

Pointy elbow

Don’t get me wrong, I read those books with relish, positively lapped them up. Indeed, initially, I envisaged a similar sort of senior officer for Working Girls. But I hadn’t bargained on Detective Sergeant Beverley Morriss barging her way onto the screen, all pointy-elbow, sharp-tongue and kick-ass attitude.     

More than all this though – and one of the reasons readers took her to their hearts – Bev cared about the people she met, the victims, grieving relatives, the under-privileged, anyone who’d been dealt a bum hand in the game of life.

And so the stroppy sergeant gradually but inexorably took centre stage from the man I had in mind to play her boss. As the song says, you’ve come a long way baby. Not unlike the book.    

I can barely believe it’s two decades since Bev took those first steps shadowing working girls as they sashayed onto Birmingham’s mean streets and back alleys. Along the way, she’s covered a lot of ground: there are now ten titles in the series, and Bev leads the action in every one.  

Described as feisty before the word became a cliché, she’s outspoken, obstinate and frequently obstreperous but she loves her mum, loathes the bad guys and has a penchant for Sauvignon Blanc.

As Sharon Wheeler, Reviewing the Evidence, put it:

Many writers would sell their firstborn to have the ability to create such a distinctive ‘voice’ in a main character.

Thank you, Sharon.

Talking of voices, so to speak, I can’t tell you how thrilled I was when, nine years after its release, Working Girls was brought out in audio. Published and produced by the crack team at my publishers Creative Content, it was narrated by one of my favourite actors: the peerless Frances Barber. Listening to Frances give voice to Bev and all the other characters was undoubtedly one of the highlights of my writing career. Her extraordinary performance raised the hairs on my nape and had me on the edge of the seat – and I’d written every word! Thank you, Frances.

The award-winning narrator Clare Corbett subsequently voiced most of the other books (brilliantly) and I had the pleasure of sitting in during her recording of Baby Love, the third Bev Morriss story and one of my favourites in the series. (Okay, strictly speaking I should have only one favourite but it’s like asking a mother to choose between her children!) Watching Clare in action was amazing and meeting my wonderful publishers was a delight, as you can see.

And here’s a taster . . .

Have to say that watching an audio book being recorded was certainly another of my ‘firsts’, as was being an author on a panel of debut writers at Dead on Deansgate. The panel was dubbed, New Kids on the Block, a description which in my case stretched credulity somewhat! Nonetheless it was a terrific – if terrifying – experience and I found myself seated alongside another newbie, Mark Billingham. Whatever happened to him?! Joking apart, I love Mark’s writing and he was generous enough to provide one of my later books with a great shout-line:

Crime writing and crime fighting: Maureen Carter and her creation Bev Morriss are the second city’s finest.

I’ll take that.  Thank you, Mr B!

So Working Girls began my publishing journey and it’s been quite the most remarkable ride. Along the way I’ve met countless amazing people: publishers, authors, booksellers, librarians, festival organisers all of whom I thank, and my biggest thanks go to the lovely readers out there. People who’ve loved the books, fallen in (and out of) love with some of the characters, made suggestions for future plotlines and helped to spread the word. And by now I’ve written quite a few of those . . .

The ten Bev Morriss titles, published by Creative Content, are available in e-form, six are also available on audio.

I’ve also written five titles in my second series featuring DI Sarah Quinn and TV journalist Caroline King. The books were originally published by Severn House and have recently been rebranded and rereleased in e-format by Joffe Books, introducing the characters to an even wider readership.

There are lots more details about me and my books here: www.maureencarter, 

In the meantime, now in its twenty-first year, I raise a toast to my fictional firstborn.

Happy Birthday, Working Girls.    

We’ve both come a long way, baby.   


Eunice Parchman killed the Coverdale family because she could not read and write

The opening line of Ruth Rendell’s A Judgement in Stone written more than forty years ago. I found it stunning then – and still do. One sentence, thirteen words. And yet the content conveys volumes. From the first word we know who the murderer is and then the name of her victims but much, much, more than that – we learn Eunice’s motive.

So ashamed of her illiteracy, Eunice took the lives of four people to stop what she saw as a shameful secret being exposed; the stigma was too great to bear.

As someone who’s read fluently from the age of four, I’d taken the ability for granted.  Easy as ABC, wasn’t it? Eunice’s plight – by which I mean Baroness Rendell’s brilliant novel – made me reconsider, urged me to really think about what being illiterate means.  

Difficult, isn’t it? I could barely imagine a life unable to read, of not being surrounded by books, of being cowed by the written word.  

I’ve always written for a living. I love words, the way they sound, the way they look on the page or screen. I love the notion that an alphabet of just twenty-six letters is the basis for an infinite variety of lexical creations.

Fictional fantastical

Words open our eyes and our imaginations; they take us on awesome adventures, journeys to far-flung worlds – factual, fictional, fantastical; past, present and future. Along the way they introduce us to a vast array of people, places, products; issues, ideas, information.

Leaving aside the utter pleasure words give, on a purely practical level they’re vital to everyday existence. They help us find our way around, tell us the price of goods in a shop, the dishes to choose from a menu, which films are showing at the cinema. We know what’s going on in the world by reading newspapers, magazines and websites.     

Poetic to prosaic

From the poetic to the purple to the prosaic – words are pretty versatile. In just one, they’re indispensable.

But not to someone who can’t read.

What if a string of letters is incomprehensible? What if it’s a struggle to make sense of the simplest sentence? What if deciphering a set of directions is beyond someone’s capability?

For someone, read 9 million people in the UK. That’s 16 per cent of adults who are functionally illiterate.

The figures are from the National Literacy Trust. The trust estimates that 5.1 million people in England have a reading age of an eleven-year-old child and that one in five adults in the UK struggles to read and write.

Some of the findings for children make equally grim reading. That’s not a play on words – there’s nothing funny about the statistics:    

  • One in four British children struggles with basic vocabulary.
  • 383,755 children and young people in the UK don’t own a book of their own.
  • One in five children left primary education in 2018 unable to read or write properly. (DfE)

One in five.

As the NLT states, ‘This means that they will be held back at every stage of their life: as a child they won’t be able to do well at school, as a young adult they will be locked out of the job market, and on becoming a parent they won’t be able to support their child’s learning – so the cycle continues for another generation.’

Crying shame

Bear in mind the figures are before lockdowns and months of lost learning. Imagine the impact on children already lagging behind in the literacy stakes.

I find it shocking and so very sad. A crying shame. I wish I could wave a magic wand and bestow the ability to read and write on everyone immediately. That sort of thing only happens in fairy stories, but what I can do is help in a small way. I’m a reader volunteer with a national literacy charity which means I go into a local primary school and help children on a one-to-one basis to catch-up on reading skills, to help them conquer their fears and – hopefully – to foster a love of words.

I volunteer with Coram Beanstalk, but there are other literacy charities and thousands of people like me across the UK. I’d urge anyone who’s passionate about the subject to get involved.

Coram Beanstalk provides excellent training, expert guidance and big boxes of goodies: a selection of some of the best children’s books on the market.

Covid-19 restrictions have led to a temporary suspension of school sessions but when I work with a child, I can see instantly when they ‘get’ something and the word-penny drops. They lift their head, a broad smile in place, a spark in their eyes. Their joy and sense of achievement is entirely mutual and worth more than I can say.

It’s often said that a love of reading is the greatest gift you can give a child. My father gave me that gift. He died when I was eight years old but left a legacy that lasts a lifetime.  

Reading matters.

Just ask Eunice.

Feeling inspired? Here’s where you can learn more:



somerset maughan


Writing rules really rile me.  Nowadays it seems the world and its aunt is a literary expert, handing out gratuitous and often spurious dos and don’ts on how to write fiction, produce prose and create characters. I even came across a tweet the other day giving tips on naming characters. Strikes me if you want to be a writer and need that much help, maybe stick to the day job.

It’s not just unsolicited guidance that irks me, I find rigid grammar rules annoying as well. I’m rigorous about correct spelling and punctuation, but splitting the odd infinitive? Ending a sentence with a preposition? Beginning a sentence with a conjunction? They’re all fine in my book(s).


Unlike misspelt words, missing apostrophes and misplaced commas – split infinitives don’t change what a writer’s trying to convey, neither does a sentence that ends with a preposition. In fact sticking to the preposition rule can sound preposterous. As Winston Churchill pointed out when admonished for breaking the rule: ‘This is the type of errant pedantry up with which I will not put.’  Nor do I.

And as for not starting a sentence with a conjunction. And not writing incomplete sentences.

Or one-line paragraphs.

Or eschewing contractions.

It is daft, is it not?

But back to all the gratuitous writing advice that flows on Twitter and Facebook et al, my main gripe with the literary largess is that it assumes what works for one writer will work for all writers. The way I see it, the one-size fits all approach is not only patently wrong but – like Lassa fever – it’s something to avoid.

mark ywain

The whole point of writing fiction is, surely, to create a unique authorial voice, not slavishly follow other people’s well-worn blueprints of general and often inherited advice.

I get particularly tetchy when a rule starts with the word ‘never’ – as in, never do this, never do that. I’m thinking of instances like: never open a book with the weather or, never start with a prologue.  Avoid overuse, sure. But, never? Personally, I think it’s a tad presumptuous on anyone’s part to lay down the literary law like that.


Another bugbear of mine is, show don’t tell. The term’s blithely bestowed on all beginner writers but when you think about it, it’s pretty meaningless. There are times an author has to spell it out or risk confusing the reader or failing to convey essential information. I’m talking here about weaving a little seamless clarification into a scene, not spoon feeding huge chunks of exposition and/or explanation.

And then there’s the old chestnut: write about what you know. I’d be nuts to stick to that little pearl of wisdom. In my books, I kill people for a living. My villains range from murderers to kidnappers; blackmailers to serial burglars. My plots have featured prostitution and paedophilia. My latest novel – Overkill – looks at rival pimps. You get the picture. And that’s what I do – picture action sequences and create characters in my head. It’s called imagination.

Overkill cover image

Of course I also use my experience and expertise as a former TV journalist. The media features heavily in my novels but as a crime author my mantra is: write what you can find out about. And that means doing extensive research and owning a burgeoning book of contacts. Mine’s mainly full of police officers, lawyers and medicos. I talk to them when I need expert knowledge to add authenticity to my work. (I say ‘talk’, it’s more a case of badgering them with questions.)

I have other pet hates in the field of unasked for tips and unwarranted advice, but you may feel differently. Maybe you find them helpful. I’d love to hear your thoughts. Each to their own and all that. It’s just that I prefer making up my own rules and I’m definitely not in the market of foisting them on anyone else.


The way I see it a writer needs the confidence and self-belief to develop a distinctive writing style, to come up with original material and to craft it in the best way they can. And if that means breaking the rules . . . bring it on.

For me it’s about engaging the reader with an engrossing plot and entertaining characters. And for that, I keep in mind the three Cs: communicate, clarify, connect.

Carter’s rules. But not for general consumption!



Cover story – part two

Daniel Raven-Clift’s the designer who creates the amazing covers for my Bev Morriss crime series. His latest – the ninth title – is Death Wish. 


In a previous post I asked Dan how he creates such striking images and here he interviews me about my job as an author. 

I’m a journalist as well and have to say it felt pretty weird to be on the receiving end of the questions, but Dan’s pretty good at posing them. I loved answering his queries, but (whisper it) not as much as I adore his cover-work.


 DAN: Maureen, you’ve brought the character of Bev to life in nine novels now, and you must feel very close to her. What’s it like to have created such a richly complex character and have complete control over her destiny?

Great question, Dan, and you’re dead right with your conjecture that I must feel very close to Bev. After all this time I feel I know her better than some of my closest friends. I love the fact she shoots from the lip and refuses to take ordure from anyone: villains or VIPS, she tells it like it is.  She can be pricklier than a cactus convention but she’s also sensitive and caring and it’s this that gives her enormous empathy with the good guys and gals. 


Ironically, when I started writing Working Girls, I envisaged that Bev would very much play third fiddle to her boss, Detective Superintendent Bill Byford. I gave her a walk-on part but every time she appeared on the page and I put words into her mouth, she stole the scene.  Then I got to thinking, it’s about time crime fiction had a young female cop taking the lead role. Back then they were pretty thin on the patch considering how many curmudgeonly male detectives were around invariably carrying a back story crammed with emotional baggage. Bev was an antidote to all that and though I do put her through some dark and difficult mills, I’m always cognisant of readers and listeners who’ve taken her to their hearts.  If they think I’m giving her a really hard time, they let me know in no uncertain terms. It gives me a rosy glow that Bev is as real to them as she is to me. 

DAN: Many people have said that your Bev Morriss novels would make a great TV series (and I concur!) Have you ever thought about who would be good at playing Bev?


Bev on the box? Wouldn’t that be great? Like zillions of other books, the series has in the past been optioned for TV but it’s currently what’s known in the trade as ‘parked’. The idea might be revived at some point in the future and that would make my day but realistically only a tiny proportion of proposed new crime series make it onto the screen.

Having said that, I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to discuss with producers our dream cast list. I’d love Jenna Coleman to play Bev. I’ve thought that since I first saw her in Dr Who. She has that essential feisty side but also real warmth and a twinkle not just in the eye but in the voice. Oh yes, and I’d like Olivia Colman to play Bev’s mum. And Adil Ray to play Oz. And Greg Wise to play Byford. And . . . you get the picture.  

DAN: Your novels contain some hard-hitting and emotional issues — how do you avoid carrying those feelings over into everyday life?

You’re right about the novels dealing with some pretty grim and gritty issues. In my book – and books – crime is never cosy. Its impact on victims and the fallout on their families and friends is often devastating. I try and portray crime realistically and, therefore, seriously, but I do leaven the mix with humour mainly through the dialogue, banter between detectives that sort of thing.

Gallows humour is the clichéd way it’s described but, believe me, it happens in real life at actual crime scenes. As a TV journalist and producer I witnessed it, took part in it, and to my mind as much anything it’s a way of coping; a way of lightening the dark times. I’m sure this carries over into my crime fiction and helps give the necessary distance.  

 TV Production meeting back in the day 

DAN: Who would you say has had the greatest influence on your work?

I suppose it depends what you mean by ‘influence’. I’ve always read voraciously and admire a huge number of authors but I guess as far as my decision to writecrime fiction goes, I guess that would be down to Ruth Rendell. I remember years ago being absolutely blown away by the first line of one of her standalone novels, A Judgement in Stone.


It goes, ‘Eunice Parchman killed the Coverdale family because she could not read or write.’ What an opening! Thirteen words – but such resonance, such power. The book was definitely one of the springboards for my crime writing career. So yes, Ruth Rendell has a lot to answer for!  

On the other hand, if you mean who’s had the greatest influence on the way I write, unless it’s subliminally, I don’t think anyone has. I do know some writers won’t read books in their genre when they have a work-in-progress but I couldn’t imagine not reading. The way I see it, if an author’s developed a sufficiently distinctive ‘voice’ he or she has a style all their own and is immune from picking up anyone else’s writing traits. 

DAN: In Stephen King’s Misery, Paul Sheldon enjoys a cigarette and a glass of champagne when he finishes a book. What does Maureen Carter do?

I remember finishing writing a Bev book and immediately going out to get my eyebrows threaded, but that’s so uncool. Have to say that apart from breathing a huge sigh of relief, I mostly catch up with friends over a glass or three of Prosecco. What I definitely DON’T do is drive to Los Angeles through the mountains in a snowstorm. 


See more about the Bev books and Dan’s designs at

And be careful what you wish for . . . the trailer for Death Wish

COVER STORY . . . part one

Never judge a book by its cover?

Why not? Given how many books are out there and how many more are issued each year – I think we all need help choosing what to read next. In the UK alone 184,000 new and revised titles were published in 2013. In such a massive market, books need a little help, too.

If a novel’s to be noticed, it needs to stand out from the literary crowd and what better way than with a cover that shouts: READ ME?


I’m fortunate to have a designer whose work does exactly that. Daniel Raven-Clift of HCT Creative is the man who created all the cover images for my DS Bev Morriss crime series and okay I’m biased, but I think they’re brilliant: striking, enticing, teasing classy and most important – they convey the quintessence of the story.


I happen to know that Dan likes my work too, and my clever publishers at Creative Content came up with the brilliant idea that he and I interview each other to discover the other side of the cover story.

Here, I put the questions  – Dan’s turn in the next post.

If, as they say, a picture paints a thousand words then a book cover has to encapsulate getting on for a hundred thousand! It’s quite a task. How do you set about it?  

Dan: It really depends on the design brief from the publisher. Sometimes I’ll be given specific direction, other times I’ll have a completely blank canvas to work with. If the latter, I’ll usually ask for a summary of the plot and I’ll also have the manuscript to refer to when I’m thinking of ideas. I prefer to keep things simple and, for a novel, I like the cover image to be something that’s both literal and symbolic.


For Death Wish I knew I wanted to have a long braid of hair, which features in the book, but I also wanted to get across a sense of isolation and vulnerability, themes I felt were a strong thread throughout the story. And I really liked the idea of using an image that perhaps isn’t quite what it seems at first glance; to me this felt representative of the series, and maybe even Bev herself.

I usually ‘see’ a cover in my head as I write a novel but I have to admit it wasn’t the case with Death Wish. The plot has so many strands I couldn’t picture a single striking image that ‘said it all’. I love what you produced, Dan, but do you find some covers more difficult to design than others?  

Dan: Thank you, Maureen!  And yes, some are more difficult. A while ago I designed the covers for some classic titles and these were surprisingly challenging. Partly because I had preconceived ideas about the books themselves which, of course, had an immediate influence on my ideas, but also I couldn’t resist heading to Google to see what other designers had done in the past. This was both useful and daunting at the same time! With a book like Heart of Darkness that’s had countless jacket designs over the years, to think of something completely different didn’t make it the easiest job ever. Hopefully readers enjoyed my efforts!


Are there differences between designing covers for stand-alone novels and those for a series of books

Dan: Yes, there’s a bit more freedom with a stand-alone book in terms of the general layout of the cover. For something with a series or author style, there will be certain things that have a set look and feel. Like with Bev Morriss series, we always have the title and your name in the same typeface and size, and I work within those constraints so the series has a cohesive feel to it.


Having said that, with Death Wish the publisher and I decided to give the cover a slightly updated look. I think this is important as you have to be mindful of trends and look to see what the general flavour is for book jackets of a particular genre.  I think even with some quite subtle changes we’ve given Death Wish a fresh look, but it still feels part of the family.

Does it help when you’re designing if you like the story?!

Dan Yes, it does make the process more enjoyable! I did a cover for a book of short stories – Gracious Lies by Hilda Lolly – which I really enjoyed, so much so that I thought it would be fun to have individual designs for each story.


We ended up using these in the book as an introduction to each one. For the book’s cover I wanted to reflect both the style of the writing and the mood of the stories in one, so the wonderful Carol Kemp did the hand lettering for the title which was all flowing and lovely, and then I made it look like it had sprouted some sinister looking thorns.

Authors are often asked if they have a favourite book they wish they’d written. Is there a book ‘out there’ you’d really like to have designed the cover for?

Dan: Look Who’s Back by Timur Vermes — simple, clever and oddly amusing.


If I had to reveal my favourite Bev cover, and it’s a very tough call, I’d probably choose Grave Affairs.

But then again there’s Working Girls, Dead Old, Baby Love etc etc.  You get the picture –  and so does Dan, every time. Thanks a million.

You can see more of Dan’s designs and my books at Creative Content:

Thanks for reading!


As writing advice goes – it doesn’t get much pithier.

It’s even shorter than the original version which said, ‘murder your darlings’.  The quote’s often attributed to William Faulkner or Stephen King, but it actually came from the pen of the English writer Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch.


The irony is, of course, that the more an author loves a darling, the less likely she is to recognise one. Not when literary sweethearts are sentences, passages, even entire scenes of which she’s most proud.

But as we know, they’re also phrases, description, lines of dialogue that are just a tad too clever, a gnat’s too self-indulgent, even a smidgeon pretentious. The author loves all those precious little literary ones but they add nothing to the narrative.

Far from developing the story, they distract from the action. As with cooks and broth, too many darlings spoil the plot.

Or do they?

Who gets to define, darlings?  One person’s meaty prose might be another’s wordy poison.

Let’s face it no one can write a book that will please every reader. But surely a good place to start is with writing that the author really likes a lot?  I’d rather produce a page of over-indulged darlings which I can then work on than face a page of words that whisper not-so sweet nothings in my ear. To my way of thinking, a screen filled with purple prose beats the pedestrian shrinking-violet kind any day.

I have to say I’m feeling this way because I’ve just spent well over a  week writing the opening sequence of my next novel and on Sunday I reluctantly came to the conclusion that it just wasn’t working. The words didn’t leap off the page they limped along weak lines.  The writing didn’t scintillate and it certainly didn’t sing – it had lost its voice. Like me. Temporarily, I’d lost my author’s voice. (I was battling a sore throat and heavy cold as well but that’s another story.)

There is a saving grace though.

Having written fourteen crime novels, I knew that forcing it and continuing to try and make the sequence work would be like flogging a dead horse.  As with the horse, it was beyond saving.

Much as it pains me to admit, the prose was so lifeless there was only one place for it: the writing equivalent of the knacker’s yard.

For the first time, I scrapped the entire opening of a novel and started completely afresh. I doubt I’d have taken that course ten, even five, years ago but with fifteen years’  fiction writing experience (and twenty more in journalism) I had – and still have – no doubt that it was the right write thing to do.

The prose was just plain ordinary and I recognised that fact just as those years spent writing help me recognise the darlings I produce. I certainly know which I prefer to kill: the padding plodding prose deserves to die; the darlings at least have potential.  Deft sharp editing can give new life.

Of course in a crime writer’s life ‘killing darlings’ often takes on a new meaning. Some readers still berate me for dispatching one of my lead detectives to the grand interview room in the sky.

And that, too, is another story.  . .

And I’m delighted to say  – so is this . . .


It’s my fourteenth novel and the ninth in my DS Bev Morriss series. It came out just last month and I so hope you like it – darling.





Words for all seasons . . .


… or how this beautiful oak tree helps me chart how close I am to a writing deadline.

You see my study’s on the third floor, my desk’s situated in front of a picture window and the tree pretty much dominates the view.

I generally start work on a new book in the autumn and when I look out the oak’s leaves are just beginning to turn. I see every shade of russet under the sun – when I’m not catching odd glimpses through seasonal mists of mellow fruitfulness.


As the leaves slowly and steadily fall, I’m writing the opening chapters – laying hooks, planting plot seeds, introducing characters.  In as far as an author embarking on a novel can be, I’m fairly chilled and laid back.

When there’s a chill wind outside, the leaves have all but gone, the branches nearly bare.  At this point, I know I should be about a third of the way through the story. If my output’s not on track, I might begin to feel the first faint stirrings of unease.


Those feelings increase considerably if the word count’s still down when the first snow falls and the tree forms part of a winter not-so wonderland.  If I’m not halfway to the finishing post, I know I need to speed up or risk not hitting the deadline.

That’s easier said than done, of course. As we know, writing isn’t like building a wall or knitting a scarf.  It’s impossible – or should be – to create and sustain a fictional world to order.



Even so, I plough on and I’d love to say that when the tree’s first pale green buds begin to show, my fresh ideas have started to shoot and the creative juices are flowing. I’d love to say that. But it wouldn’t be true. It would be fanciful and wishful thinking.  There are times when the words just don’t come.  Or at least they do, but not the right ones and not necessarily in the right order. In fact, I feel that in some ways the more I write the harder the challenge is of doing it well.

It’s then when experience kicks in. I recall that there’s always a phase when I fear this is the book I won’t be able to finish, that the narrative strands just won’t weave together. I have to remind myself how many books I’ve written. That no one said – heaven forbid – that it would be easy. That it takes persistence, professionalism and faith. ‘Keep your nerve’ an editor told me years ago and it’s probably the best writing advice I’ve ever been given.

So what do I do? I work through the doubts. I keep my head down, my bum on the seat, my fingers on the keyboard. I work later into the evenings and every weekend if need be. I might spend a little less time looking through the window . . .

Then suddenly it’s summer time and I look up and the tree’s not only in full magnificent leaf but I have a completed script under my author’s belt.

Winter, spring, summer and fall – you could say I have a writing buddy.









. . . the stand-up comedian who writes seriously good crime fiction?  

No it’s not a joke. And this time it’s not the sublime Mark Billingham. The new funny man on the crime writing block is Caimh McDonnell whose first novel – A Man With One Of Those Faces – is published early next month. It’s so good, I still find it hard to believe he’s not written a book before.

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Caimh’s already firmly established on the British comedy circuit as the ‘white-haired Irishman whose name no one can pronounce ’ and I reckon he stands to become equally well known as a crime writer.

I think his work’s original, innovative, intelligent and in places laugh out loud funny.  The book deserves to be noticed, but it’s a crowded market out there which is why I’m spreading the word.

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I first came across Caimh eight or so years ago during the research for one of my Bev Morriss crime novels. He was on the bill at a comedy night in Birmingham and afterwards I talked to him about his life in stand-up. I doubt either of us had any idea that evening that nearly a decade on, I’d interview him again about his role as a crime writer.

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So Caimh, what’s a nice stand-up comedian like you doing working in the murky world of crime fiction?

I think in some ways, it is a natural fit. By the nature of the job as a comedian, you’re working nights and you’re travelling through city centres in the wee small hours. You end up being a night person by necessity so you perhaps see more flashes of the darker side of life than somebody in a regular day job. Besides, you can’t spend as much time staring at the two remaining sandwiches in a motorway services at 2AM without contemplating homicide.

Also, there are rumours Mark Billingham got himself a swimming pool and now half the comedians in the country have started working on their crime novel.

Why choose the crime genre? 

In all seriousness, it kind of chose me. A few years ago, I had an idea for a novel that I tried to write and I couldn’t get it to work. I decided that although I’d written a lot of scripts, I didn’t have the prose writing skill set I needed, so I signed up to do a Masters in Creative Writing at Manchester Met University. I then decided to spend a year concentrating on short stories. I’m always a bit surprised when I see articles giving people advice on writing their first novel that more authors don’t suggest writing a load of short stories first. You don’t train for a marathon by running a marathon, you start doing 5ks, then 10ks etc.

After writing several other stories, I started working on one about a guy whose job was visiting dementia patients in hospital and pretending to be who they wanted him to be. It was a nice idea but it lacked an inciting incident. I was about to scrap it when I hit on the twist of one of the patients trying to kill whoever they thought he was. This threw up way more questions than could be answered in a short story and A Man with One of Those Faces was born.

How does your ‘night job’ in comedy feed into the writing? 

To give you an odd analogy, good NFL quarterbacks are said to have a clock in their heads that tells them when they have to get rid of the ball or else they’ll get crushed by an avalanche of humanity; comedians have something similar. It goes off in your head and tells you that you’ve not said something funny or engaging in a certain period of time and you’d better or you’ll start losing the audience. I think that carries over to writing. Comedians and writers understand you engage your audience or you die.

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I think combining humour and crime fiction is notoriously difficult to pull off. I also think you do it exceptionally well. Do you find blending the two difficult to achieve?

Thank you! To be honest, the humour side sort of happens naturally, I don’t over-think it. If you give me a start and an end of a scene the route my mind goes down will be humour-based by default. Where I have to be careful is making sure the funny doesn’t over-ride the plot. I’ve read a lot of crime fiction that contained humour and sometimes where it goes wrong is when the comedy takes control. The plot and the characters are the most important things – you can’t compromise them for a gag. I was lucky enough to get the brilliant Scott Pack as my editor. His big note was to let the darkness be dark. In my final scene for example, during the editing process I removed pretty much all the comedy because, while they worked as jokes in their own right, they were compromising the dramatic integrity of the scene.

I found myself laughing out loud at some of the wonderful lines in the book. Do you laugh as you write them or when you read them back?

I think first and foremost I try and entertain myself because if you’re enjoying it then odds are your reader will too. My wife is my first reader on everything. I have heard her laughing and ran into the room to check which bit it was.

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I’m not into spoilers, suffice to say it’s a great story with lots of twists and cliff-hangers; lots of what I call ‘flipping the signposts’ and definitely no spoon-feeding the reader. Tell me, did you work from a detailed outline or write by the seat of your pants! 

I’m a mixture of pantser and plotter. With A Man With once I really realised it was a novel, I had the ending in my head fairly early on but I didn’t know how to get there. I also initially intended it to be two main characters going on this journey but then a third one turned up and literally refused to leave.

I’m now becoming more of a plotter. It’s a gradual process, though. I’m a big believer in worrying about just trying to get better bit by bit.

I love the book’s pace and flow – there’s no padding or verbiage – I get the impression you edit with a finely-honed scalpel? Do you edit as you go along or write several drafts?

I typically do what every writing book tells you not to. I start every day’s writing by re-reading and editing the work from the day before. It seems to get my head in the space I need to be in. I then do several drafts – I’ll often give myself the task of cutting 10% from every chapter. If I can’t, that’s fine – what’s important is trying. I’m also really lucky, my wife is a former non-fiction editor and my other first-reader is Clare Campbell-Collins who is a brilliant playwright. Between them, they really kick me into shape so by the time it gets to my editor Scott, there’s less kicking for him to do!

The prose has real rhythm and the dialogue sings off the page – I’m guessing you read your work out loud at the end of each writing session?

I actually don’t. I think because I’m used to delivering things out loud, my internal monologue sort of automatically performs, if that makes sense. Having said that, I do want to read stuff out more. I did a book reading to an audience as part of my Masters and that really helped. I now try and read things aloud when I’m editing so I can feel the rhythm.

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I love the characters. How did you come up with such an original bunch of individuals? Do you ‘see’ them in your head/base them on people you know?

Absolutely, my three main characters are Frankenstein’s monsters made out of bits of people I know. I want to care about my main characters and I want the reader to hopefully feel the same about them.

My work and the brilliant Mark Billingham’s are very different in tone, but the one thing they both have in common is that if you’re a really obsessive comedy fan, you can have a fun game of comedy bingo spotting the names of circuit comedians scattered throughout.

I was delighted to learn the leading characters will feature again in your next book. Did you always see A Man With as the start of a series?

Not initially. I started writing the story and then the characters came to life for me and at the end, I just didn’t want to leave them. I’ve also spent a lot of my career developing various sitcom projects, some of which came pretty close to getting made. I’ve been waiting for an awful long time to write a second episode and I’m loving the chance to go back to the same characters again and again.

I’ve nearly finished the follow-up, The Day That Never Comes, and after that, I think there’s going to be a prequel and a third book to complete what I’m provisionally calling The Dublin Trilogy. After that, it is going somewhere that I think is pretty unusual for an on-going crime fiction series but I’m keeping that to myself for the moment.

A Man With . . . is your first crime novel yet you’ve already developed what I think is a really distinctive authorial ‘voice’ – how did you manage that? Again, I’m guessing you read a lot so you know what’s out there and what works and doesn’t work?

I read a fair bit but I also spend an awful lot of time in a car on my own travelling to gigs, so Audible is a big part of my consumption. Then, when I get home it’s late and I’m too full of caffeine to sleep, so I consume an awful lot of TV crime drama. That comes through really clearly in the novel as I made one of my main characters a huge crime fiction geek. That means she often tries to figure out what to do next by referencing things she has seen in ‘fiction’. It’s a fun way of wearing my fandom on my character’s sleeve while at the same time, hopefully giving the whole thing a twist the reader won’t have seen before.

Okay before we wrap this up describe a typical day at the Caimh McDonnell type-face.     

My entire day runs on a frankly alarming amount of Diet Pepsi. I wrote A Man with One of Those Faces in the university library but people between the ages of 18 and 22 are way too full of hormones to whisper properly, so I have since moved. Lord knows who has taken over my shushing duties. I’m now part of a co-op office in Manchester, which is ace. I’m always trying to refine my writing process so I’m moving from 2,000 words a day to trying to hit 3,000. It can be a long day but nothing feels better than heading back home after hitting my word count.


And for once, he’s not joking . . .



You can find out more about Caimh’s double life here:

The book’s out now.

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With a deadline looming for the new Bev Morriss novel, I asked a colleague from my radio days if he’d sit in my blog seat this month. So over to . . . Adrian Juste.


As someone who’s spent a lifetime writing comedy, I’ve always admired the work of the ‘serious’ scribe. A crime writer could invariably do comedy, but it’s far harder the other way round. Some of the gags I’ve committed to print over the years might be verging on the criminal, but that’s the closest I got!

When Maureen asked if I’d like to do a piece here, it got me thinking: our respective styles aren’t the polar opposites you might imagine.  Humour is a very useful tool for the crime writer: I liken it to sea fishing – you release a bit of line with a tension-busting gag, then slowly wind the reader back in again.

And repeat.

It’s that cadence that keeps them hooked.

Television too has always known about laughter in dark places: The best TV cop shows have always used it to great effect.

The Americans started the ball rolling in the ‘70s with assorted detectives in flasher Macs, overweight ones, bald ones crunching lollipops, and even one on horseback !

They certainly weren’t taking it seriously.


And of course, Peter Falk had things easy – his villains invariably nestled in the sumptuous Rodeo Drive end of Beverly Hills.

I’m sure Maureen would have loved writing for that . . .  cold-blooded murder doesn’t have quite the same resonance in a Kings Heath chippie !!

While all that was going on, back here in the UK the vaguely gritty tenor of Z-Cars was laid to rest as TV turned towards pure grit with the heightened realism of Thames’ blockbuster The Sweeney – another series tempered with comedy . . . bad-tempered comedy!

If you’re of an age, who can forget grouchy Jack Regan spitting out the classic line: Get your trousers on – you’re nicked or, We’re the Sweeney, son, and we haven’t had any dinner – both delivered with the venom-ometer set to 11.

But those tetchy barbs still provided light relief from the violent wages blags and non-stop boozing and carousing which occurred on ‘the manor’ back then.


The 80s proved a rather fallow period for good crime series here in Britain; but Hollywood’s hit factory was on a roll, with biggies such as Hill Street Blues, Miami Vice and Cagney & Lacey.

We rolled over, countering feebly with The Bill – which turned into a soap opera, with the consequence all villains Sun Hill way kept their trousers on before being nicked.

Thankfully the 90s proved more fertile ground for the crime writer.

We were treated to David Jason balancing his distinguished comedy background against the ‘legit’ role of maverick DI Frost in A Touch Of . . .


Played for more laughs than creator Rodney Wingfield ever intended, running gags came aplenty: we had the office radiator which only worked with a well-timed kick, and the stuffed mullet on Frost’s wall (a nod to his straight-laced Superintendent of that name).

But two really amusing scenes spring to mind: the time Jason was confronted by a twelve-foot ’gator at an exotic animal dealer’s home, which saw our hero scrambling to safety atop a high fence, and getting on the radio to shout: It’s Frost! We’ve got an alligator chasing us! Get the exotic animal unit down here – and make it snappy.  Corny, but what writer would leave it out!

Or the time he was investigating a murder, the trail of which had led to a crypt. He radioed back to HQ: Tell George I’ve found a dead body in the cemetery – and when he’s stopped laughing, tell him to get down here pronto.   

 Again, it’s that well-aimed use of laughter to break the tension; a convenient emotional turntable before you start ramping the plot up again.

More recently, a series I’m ashamed to say I’ve just got into is New Tricks – with the original cast.  It started to wobble a bit for me after James Bolam and Alun Armstrong quit.


The writing here is wonderful. A favourite scene is where wrinkly computer whizz Brian Lane is barred from investigating a case and ordered to keep away, but his two middle-aged compatriots conspire to sneak him into the hotel just the same – as blokes do!

Their feisty boss DS Sandra Pullman discovers they’ve been smuggling bits of their breakfast into his room, and when she discovers one of the guys bringing a cup of tea in to him, erupts into Krakatoa mode. After giving them a protracted and emphatic piece of her mind about how she’s dealing with a bunch of children, she sweeps out. As she slams the door behind her, Brian Lane turns to Bolam’s character and whispers in a line timed to perfection: Did you bring any milk?

As with criminal plots, comedy works best when given an unexpected twist . . .

Maureen has always had a good eye for TV drama, and earlier this year steered me towards Sarah Lancashire in Happy Valley.

Sadly I, along with many other viewers, struggled with the sound of this production, and had to really concentrate – and often replay scenes to catch what was going on. Maureen appears blessed with bat-like hearing, as she heard every word and couldn’t understand my protests.

Us lesser mortals really did struggle to keep up.


But it’s an ill wind . . . so when Bev Morriss DOES make it onto TV, this new way of doing cop drama may be no bad thing.

Let’s imagine the script . . .

Bev was right, the frenzied attack HAD taken place in the East Midlands – and the main witness sitting across from her was nervous and sweaty; she’d obviously given up her Pilates membership for Lent some years back and hadn’t renewed, taking the fitness to fatness route by dialling in to the pizza and kebab programme.

The large tattoo on her upper arm glistened as the sun shone through the crack of the interview room window, beads of moisture had formed on her brow and top lip.

This was obviously the gal who’d put the Leicester in cholesterol.

Bev re-established eye contact and said: One last time, Leanne, who was with you that night? 

Well, if you must know, cozzer – it was Mmmpphhmmwrrdy . . .   

Plot lines? Character development? Why knock yourself out if no one’s able to hear it?!

Hey! Thanks to trendy TV production, crime writing just got easy . . . !